It has come to my attention that Kobe Bryant has recently scored a whopping 81 points... And yes, what an unbelievable feat it was... But what exactly empowered Mr. Bryant to do the seemingly impossible?
I've always had my suspicions that Kobe was EVIL. Aside from his selfishness on the court, his disputes with just about EVERYONE, and the Colorado incident (whatever that was), there is something about Kobe that is just not likeable. It's almost like that friendly and playful dog who is excited to see just about anyone. But on the rarest of occasions, this otherwise delightful canine will become the most savage beast when confronted with that ONE person. You yourself have had your suspicions that this person was a little off, but when your dog goes berserk, you have to start thinking that there's something more going on here. After all, it's been scientifically proven that dogs can sense evil. Hahaha... And maybe fans all across the world can sense something sinister about Mr. Bryant, consequently making him one of the most hated athletes on the face of the earth.
However, this is all besides the point... Maybe most sports fans and I just get bad vibes from Kobe...
But then a funny thing happened... Kobe scored his miraculous 81 points on his 666th regular season game. Coincidence? I think not... (In fact, scientists have also proven that there are no coincidences...)
A day or two later, a certain Vince Carter came out and told the media that Kobe's performance wasn't good for the kiddies, that it didn't honor the team game... His next game, Vince Carter left with a back injury... Once again, there are no coincidences...
Therefore, I must conclude that sinister forces are at work here. Watch your back. Kobe Bryant = EVIL. MUHAHAHA!!!
I've always had my suspicions that Kobe was EVIL. Aside from his selfishness on the court, his disputes with just about EVERYONE, and the Colorado incident (whatever that was), there is something about Kobe that is just not likeable. It's almost like that friendly and playful dog who is excited to see just about anyone. But on the rarest of occasions, this otherwise delightful canine will become the most savage beast when confronted with that ONE person. You yourself have had your suspicions that this person was a little off, but when your dog goes berserk, you have to start thinking that there's something more going on here. After all, it's been scientifically proven that dogs can sense evil. Hahaha... And maybe fans all across the world can sense something sinister about Mr. Bryant, consequently making him one of the most hated athletes on the face of the earth.
However, this is all besides the point... Maybe most sports fans and I just get bad vibes from Kobe...
But then a funny thing happened... Kobe scored his miraculous 81 points on his 666th regular season game. Coincidence? I think not... (In fact, scientists have also proven that there are no coincidences...)
A day or two later, a certain Vince Carter came out and told the media that Kobe's performance wasn't good for the kiddies, that it didn't honor the team game... His next game, Vince Carter left with a back injury... Once again, there are no coincidences...
Therefore, I must conclude that sinister forces are at work here. Watch your back. Kobe Bryant = EVIL. MUHAHAHA!!!
